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How to cure Adamantium Poisoning...

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Deadpool came back from his mission and was about to report that he has been successful when the Author passed him. The Author stopped him short with a quick "good job. That'll do." and walked on to the spot where Deadpool had just entered the room. Deadpool gave him a puzzled look, shrugged and then headed to the fridge. The Author proceeded to open up a portal on the exact same spot where another one had opened just a short while ago and stepped in... Logan had just woken up in his bed with no idea how he got there. The last thing he remembered was being in 1973 fighting Sentinels and somehow landing in a river... He was about to head out when a man dressed in jeans and a Babymetal T-shirt walked into the room from a hole in thin air. Before Logan could say anything the man grabbed him by the wrist and pulled him into the open portal. Somewhere in a time long before the DC Universe's history a meteorite had just crashed onto Earth with a fiery go...

Deadpool saves Wolverine! (And does not even get named in the credits)

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Soooooooo.... The Author gave me the mission to stop the biggest injustice that was done to Wolverine in the history of his existence in Marvel fiction. Yes. You've guessed it- I was going to stop the Adamantium from getting sucked out of his body by the Silver Samurai and save his precious blade claws. Ummm... Is that a spoiler? I'm not sure, because I have not yet told you whether the mission was a success or not... Anyway- I got inserted at a point in the story where Logan was still sightseeing in Japan with a Yukio that is not canon in either the X-men Apocalypse movie or that cinematic masterpiece of a sequel to my movie... Anyway- I dropped out from the portal some distance away from that Japanese castle in the mountains that was full of Ninjas. I knew that getting in was not going to be easy, so I decided to enter unseen by scaling the back wall with a grappling hook and rope. Standing on the castle wall I could see the Ninja bodyguards patrolling the ar...