We don't need a Crisis
After unmaking the entire Eden story, the Author remembered that there was something that he wanted to fix since his early childhood. So- soon afterwards he was shoving a rifle up the anus of the twisted corpse of a hunter in some animated forest while a baby deer was happily running after its mother... "Good job, Kayako." he said in his mind. Inside him- the cheerful and beautiful Japanese girl with long straight hair and a healthy complexion smiled. She was happy to help this kind man. Before she began inhabiting the Author's body she only had endless hurt to avenge. Now- she was finally experiencing the warmth of love and acceptance that she had never known during her human life. So- she was now completely unrecognisable compared to the pale gruesome form that she used to have. "Next stop- DC Universe- Final Crisis..." the Author sighed and with a snap of his fingers and pointing at a random spot to his right he opened up another portal. In a der...